I WOULD EAT HIS HEART IN THE MARKETPLACE

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tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

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Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

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post–grad:

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

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justaprettycoolkeychain:

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

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thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

Me in December

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aphfranceisgay:

This 4th of July I’d like to remind you all of the time my American boyfriend broke up with me (British) by sending me a pdf of the Declaration of Independence.

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